Love
for us
is no paradise of arbors —
to us
love tells us, humming,
that the stalled motor
of the heart
has started to work
again.

- from Mayakovsky,
Letter from Paris to Comrade Kostorov on the Nature of Love

I'm sorry to everyone.

My greatest regret is that I've only ever witnessed one honest-to-God, Danny Thomas spit-take.

They're certainly much less common in life than they are in the pictures.